About Slog/Ask Slog

Hello. This Slog. Slog is helper troll for Queenie.

Queenie find Slog in StillWood and tell Slog he good helper, so Slog help now. Slog bring you stuff when you subscribe. Slog strong, can carry many stuff. Slog job to hang pictures and keep StillWood clean and safe. Slog not mean troll like some trolls who say nasty comment, so Slog kick them out of thread. Slog also no like spammer. Slog smash thread spammer. Slog do it, too. You no believe Slog? You try.

Queenie say people like Slog, think Slog cute. Slog shy and Slog not talk human so good, but you want make comment to Slog you make comment down there or you mail Slog@inthestillwood.com. Make sure you make subject say “Dear Slog” so Gnomes not think it for them. Pesky Gnomes. Why they so tiny, anyway?

Bye now.

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4 Comments

  1. Andrea
    August 19, 2012 21:50

    Dear Slog,
    Cute, shy, AND strong? Just what took Queenie so long to find someone like you? If I ever need a de-gnoming I know who to ask for.

  2. Slog
    August 24, 2012 00:43

    Slog not smash gnomes. Queenie say gnomes do work, too. Slog live alone in StillWood. StillWood big. Even Slog not ever see it all. Always is new thing to see.

  3. Jerm
    September 21, 2012 01:56

    This is some very impressive work. This one happened to be the first I clicked on and I must say you are very talented. The attention to detail is just amazing, keep it up!

  4. Slog
    September 21, 2012 09:59

    Queenie say thanks.

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