About Slog/Ask Slog
Hello. This Slog. Slog is helper troll for Queenie.
Queenie find Slog in StillWood and tell Slog he good helper, so Slog help now. Slog bring you stuff when you subscribe. Slog strong, can carry many stuff. Slog job to hang pictures and keep StillWood clean and safe. Slog not mean troll like some trolls who say nasty comment, so Slog kick them out of thread. Slog also no like spammer. Slog smash thread spammer. Slog do it, too. You no believe Slog? You try.
Queenie say people like Slog, think Slog cute. Slog shy and Slog not talk human so good, but you want make comment to Slog you make comment down there or you mail Slog@inthestillwood.com. Make sure you make subject say “Dear Slog” so Gnomes not think it for them. Pesky Gnomes. Why they so tiny, anyway?